Faraz in Punjabi

Aandhian yun chalin k jag ujar k reh gaya,
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Ae vekhien faraz meri akh vich ki pe gaya.

Bewafa Bakra Deelar

Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa nhi karna
FARAZ… ! ! ! ! !

Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra
keh k Kutta baich daya..!!

500 ziyada le le

Srdar:meri shadi hogye.

khan:biwi kesi hai.

srdar:bhut khubsurat.

khan:shadi pr kharcha kitna aya.

srdar:1 lakh.

khan:500 ziyada le le. Biwi mujhe de dey.

Gurday fail hogaye

Docter :
sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !

Sardar :
Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..

Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.

cycle hit a lady

Sardar on a cycle hit a lady accidently

Lady:Break nhi mar skta kya,Khotay?

Sardar: pori cycle to mardi ab break kya alg se marun?..... :-)

Ye kya hai?

Sardar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.

2nd srdar:Ye kya hai?

1st: Love letter.

2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai.

1st srdar:Aaj kal bol chal band hai na.

SARDAR Petrol Pump Gya

SARDAR Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala Or
Sb Doston Ko Cal Kr k kaha
phon mat krna
Main Petrol Pump pe ho...

Sardar was smoking

Sardar was smoking in front of his father.

Sardar's friend: Oey abby day samney smoking.

Sardar: Aba he hai koi CNG pump ty ni:-O...

Sardar maths k paper mein

Sardar maths k paper mein dance kr raha tha.

Kisi ne pucha ye kya kr rahy ho?

Sardar: mere dost ne kaha tha har step k number hoty hein...;-)

5 sardar aur 1 pathan

5 sardar aur 1 pathan Helicopter ki Rassi se latke Huwe thay.
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Pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hai 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
Yeh sun kar pathan ne kaha
K Rassi Ko Chorne Ki Qurbani Me Daita Hun !
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Ye Sun Kar Saray Sardar Taalian Bajane Lage. . . .

Delivery k baad

Delivery k baad sardarni ko stitches lag rahe thay..

Sardar window se dekh raha tha
Bardasht nahi huwa to bola: "Doctor! puri to nahi siyo gay naaa?

Arz kia hai..

Admi: Arz kia hai..

Sardar: Irshad irshad..

Admi: Arz kia hai..

Sardar: Irshad irshad..

Admi: Abay bolnay to do

Sardar: Wah wah..!!

Plz try Letter

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

Kia Chest hai

Srdar Ghar k Bahir shirt utar k khra tha Ek Admi Guzrty hoy

"Wa Srdarji! Kia Chest hai" Srdar Khushi se

Aby ye to kuch B nahi. Andar aa k Bhabi ka dekh :-)

thanda ya gurm?

Srdar mehman sy:- thanda peo gy ya gurm?
mehman:- dono ly ayen,

srdar:begum 1glass freezer vichon, te 1 glass geezer vichon se lye aon...:-)

Sardar & Pathan

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

Meri shadi hogye

Srdar:meri shadi hogye.

khan:biwi kesi hai.

srdar:bhut khubsurat.

khan:shadi pr kharcha kitna aya.

srdar:1 lakh.

khan:500 ziyada le le.Biwi mujhe de dey.

interview 4 job

Sardar was giving interview 4 job Interviewer: Tell me opposite of:
gud
sardar: Bad
intvwr: Come
sardar: Go
intvwr: Ugly
Srdar: Pichli
intvwr: Shutup!
Srdr: Keep talking
intvwr: Get out!
Srdr: Come in
intvwr: Oh God!
Srdr: Oh devil
intvwr: U R rejected!
Srdr: I m selected
BALLE BALLE!!

bacha wapas a raha ha;

Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho k 4th mien aya 4th se 3rd
3rd se 2nd

Sardar biwi se bola
Begum shalwar tight kr lo bacha wapas a raha ha;-)

Sardar was smoking

Sardar was smoking in front of his father.

Sardar's friend: Oey abby day samney smoking.

Sardar: Aba he hai koi CNG pump ty ni:-O...

what happened

Teacher: in 1869?
Sardar: I don't know .

Teacher: stupid gandhi g was born!
Now tell what happened in 1873?
Sardar:gandhi g was 4 year old.....

plz try LETTER

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

dulha apne dost sardar se

1 dulha apne dost sardar se shadi k Din

Yar koi aysi bat btaoo jo mein apni BV se kahun to wo heraan ho jae,




Sardar: oonu jaandey hi talaq de dain

One second sir

;Sardar ney ghar
say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha.


Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay?

Receptionist.
One second sir

Sardar
Ok thanks:.
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500 ziyada le le

Srdar:meri shadi hogye.

khan:biwi kesi hai.

srdar:bhut khubsurat.

khan:shadi pr kharcha kitna aya.

srdar:1 lakh.

khan:500 ziyada le le. Biwi mujhe de dey.

Qaatil kise kehte hain?

Teacher to pathan:
Batao ''Qaatil'' kise kehte hain?
Pathan: nahi pata
Teacher: farz karo tum apne baap ka qatal kar do tu tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: "YATEEM"

biwi ki tangy

Pathan suhag rat ko biwi ki tangy uthany k bad soch m pr gya..!

B.V:
Kya hua?

Pathan:
Ye kam hmara smjh se bahir hai, tmko ulta hi hona pare ga.. .. .. :->

Zor se Chillayi

BV Sote Me Zor se Chillayi
Jldi Utho Mra Shohar Agya
Pathan Utha Khirki se Chlang Laga Di, Tang Toot Gayi
Phir Khayal Aya
KHANA KHARAB
May Hi To Shohar Hon

Zor se Chillayi

BV Sote Me Zor se Chillayi
Jldi Utho Mra Shohar Agya
Pathan Utha Khirki se Chlang Laga Di, Tang Toot Gayi
Phir Khayal Aya
KHANA KHARAB
May Hi To Shohar Hon

B.P Dekhna Hai......

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai.......

Light Theory

Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present

biwi ki tangy

Pathan suhag rat ko biwi ki tangy uthany k bad soch m pr gya..!

B.V:
Kya hua?

Pathan:
Ye kam hmara smjh se bahir hai, tmko ulta hi hona pare ga.. .. .. :->

mulk k halaat

Pathan news paper parhtay huway:
Begum main is mulk k halaat sudhar doon ga.

BV: Pehle apni haalat to sudhar lo subha say
meri shalwar pehne ghoom rahe ho.

5 Intelligent Doctors

U.S.A K 5 Intelligent Doctors ki team is bat pe Research
kr rahi thi k agr insan ka dimagh nikal lia jaey to kia hoga?
Unho ne apne 1 sathi MIKE JOHNS ka dimag nikala.
jab usay hosh Mein laya gaya to wo kehne laga.

AEY LAKA! NASWAAR RAURA.

Mra Shohar Agya

BV Sote Me Zor se Chillayi
Jldi Utho Mra Shohar Agya
Pathan Utha Khirki se Chlang Laga Di,
Tang Toot Gayi
Phir Khayal Aya
KHANA KHARAB
May Hi To Shohar Hon

Peshawar ki police

Peshawar ki police ka B jawab nai!
1 Pathan talaab me naha raha tha.

Police wale ne kaha chal ooye bahr aa Kr Kapray pehan.

Teri talashi leni hay.

KASHTI Chala raha tha

1 Pathan Sookhe Darya May KASHTI Chala raha tha

Dosra Pathan:Aise Pathano Nay He Hamra Nam Kharab Kia Hai

Agr Mujhe Swimming Ati To Jakar Usay Bohat Marta..

Larai me Pathan

1 larai me Pathan ne bullet proof jacket ki jga Macher dani pehan rkhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola:Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese guse ga.

DRIP Lagi

Pathan ko DRIP Lagi

Jb DRIP END hone lagi tow usne apne bhai se kaha jao SISTER ko bula k lao


Wo 3 din k baad Quetta se apni BEHN ko le aya....

Pathan Darwaza khol k Nahata tha

Aik pathan Hamesha Darwaza khol k Nahata tha.

Kisi ne pucha k ap aisa kyun kertay hain?

Pathan Bola: Mujhe Shak hai k mujhe Darwaze k nechay se koi daikhta hy.

1 jamadaar gutter mein

1 jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha

1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola,

"O yara!
2 naan amara b laga dena.."

Kya Cheez Banaya Hai

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?


Pathan: "SORAKH"

mey zindah hon.

1 pathan building se gira

doctor said he is dead

pathan suddenly woke up n said mey zindah hon.

Pathan wife: tu leta reh tujhe doctor se ziada pata hai kya.

Pathan k boss ne

Pathan k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,
pathan roz us k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata

Dost:Ye kia herkat hai?
Pthan:Usay batana chata hon k bokha nahi mar raha.

nanga khra tha.

Door se dekha to pathan nanga khra tha..


Or



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Or kya..?

Qreeb jane ka to swal he paida nhi hota..

Green color ka

Ek pathan Green color ka condom pehn kr larki sy sex krne aya
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Larki: Ye kya hai?
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Pathan:
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Haraa
kam me khra..

Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat

PTHAN "Mazar" pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi"...

0ye Pagal Ka Bache

3 PathaN 1 B¡ke Pe Ja Rahe The K Raste Me P0l¡ce Ne Rukne Ka ¡shara K¡a,,

PathaN 'Ch¡llaya' 0ye Pagal Ka Bache Pehle H¡ 3 Bethe Ha¡N
Tum KahaN Bethe Ga..?? ;-)

Dusre ka kon hai

Ek pathan k ghr 2 jurwa bache paida hue...
To pathan raat bhar nhi so saka...

Q k pathn pareshan tha k ek ka bap to mai hu. . .

Dusre ka kon hai.,

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Pathan Driving
On The Wrong Side Of Road

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He Became Upset

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Said


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aaj phir late ho gaya

saare log wapis jaa rahe hy:-)

Pathan Roti Ka 1 Tukra

Pathan Roti Ka 1 Tukra Khud Or 1 Murghi Ko Khila Raha Tha,

Dost:Ye Kya Kar Rahy Ho?

Pathan: Hum Khandani Ameer Log Hain,

Roz Chicken K Sath Roti Khaty Hain..